Okay, I can understand being mad at a former employer, but don’t involve me.  This cooz came in with an old shitty bugle, swearing it was from The Civil War, but I saw through her bullshit.  Turns out she took it off the wall of the cheesy chain restaurant she just got sacked from.  I had her ass.  She brought in stolen property and gave a confession, and it was all on camera.  I gave her the option of taking care of my hard on.  It was fun to watch her sqiurm and protest.  You’d think steam was gonna come out of your head, but then she was on her knees trying to get cum to cum out of my cock.

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She acted innocent.  She acted like she didn’t want to touch my balls or suck my dick, but she did.  This lady had an amazing ass and nice natural tits.  She also had a nice tight shaved pussy, and it was a total innie.  I spent a while playing with it and examining it while she was doggy style on my desk.  I fucked her hard and she loved it.  She was moaning and screaming and sweating while I slammed her.  For a girl acting timid about giving me a blow job, she sure had no problem taking a huge facial and using her sexy mouth to play with my load.  Even after all of that, I still couldn’t let her leave happy.  I couldn’t reward a bad girl thief that tried to scam me.  You’ll see what I mean.  .

Lesbians! I finally fucked lesbians. I’ll bet you’re thinking, ‘ pussy is pussy”, but when it’s only fed tongues and dildos, it’s a lot tighter. Not to mention banging a blonde while she makes out with a brunette. Also, getting to convert some confused ladies by giving them some deep dick. Either way, I got to fuck two hot babes and I got it on camera. Both of these women have huge tits. These busty babes had some serious cock sucking skills. Deep throat, dick swapping, ball sucking and licking… you name it.

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I made the blonde one cum by slamming her doggy style, then I let her make herself orgasm by riding my big cock cowgirl. The brunette was more of a tom girl, and had never taken a dick. It took a while to penetrate her pussy, but that shit was NICE, and I think she came too. Maybe not… I don’t care. I did. All over both pretty faces. That’s right. I gave a messy facial to a lesbian couple. I love my job. Check out the video. I’m sure you’ll like it..

Whats up fuckers? Lawless here with another desperate cutie in need for some hard cold cash. Carley walked into my shop trying to sell an old book her grandparents had given her as a High school graduation gift. She’s in her second year of college now and she needs to come up with some cash for her textbooks. HA how ironic this bitch comes in trying to sell a book so that she can buy more books. Anyway she thought it was a first edition and she was asking for $800 BUT as we all know by now, I don’t mind dishing out that kind of money but it ain’t going to be for no book! I wanted to see some titties!!

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So I offered her some cash for a quick striptease. initially I wanted her to give me a nice lap dance but she started catching attitude, saying horrible things like I was being “rude” and that I was a “creep” HA! Well this creep has the money you need for you edumication, Bitch! she left all angry and offended that I would even dare ask her such things. Carley is forgetting that this is a pawn shop and exploiting desperate  situations is what I do and I’m damn good at it! Needless to say she came back two days later with a much more humble approach. I knew then that I had this kit tie in the bag. Let me tell you this cutie is by far the best fuck I’ve encountered in my lustrous career as a pawn shop entreporneur….What?  you still reading this shit? GO WATCH THE DAMN VIDEO! …GO! .

Whats up fuckers!?!?

So,business was going good as usual when in came a very sexy business type chick with quite a dilemma, she was in town for a conference and she had a bit too much fun at the bar. This wasn’t good for her because she was once an alcoholic and news of this reaching her husband would potentially ruin her marriage .

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So as you can imagine she must of went on quite a nasty binge to spend all her money and miss her flight back home. After hearing her story I knew I had this kitty in the bag. I told her to come back to my office to “look up” how much a flight leaving that same day would cost.

And we all know what happens when a bitch comes back to my office. lets just say within 10 minutes I had her naked and sucking on my cock. This bitch had an amazing ass!! It was so big and juicy, it had me going crazy! Oh, and her tits where all natural big and delicious! What an amazing fuck she was! i just can’t get over it, well what the fuck are y’all doing reading this? go watch the damn video!

The spider caught himself a sexy latin chick. Now by latin I mean this bitch just got off the boat or something because she didn’t speak a lick of english, if you know what i mean. She came in to the shop to try and hustle me out of $300, for a piece of shit tv that had a fucking VCR in it.

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A FUCKING VCR! Who even uses those anymore? I “accidently” dropped the tv in hopes it would break so that I can take this sexy mamasita to the back and throw some cash at her for some sex. Well lets just say that everything went well and she got to see my “O” face through the facial she got.