Getting OFF to keep the Lights ON

Things are getting out of hand here at the Shop!! Beautiful women keep coming in to make ridiculous deals for garbage items. Today, this gorgeous caramel beauty comes in trying to sell her great, great great grandmamas ring. This damsel in distress wanted $2000 dollars for some GODAWFUL old ring, no matter how old it was that thing was junk.

But here comes Sean to the RESCUE!!!  I was mesmerized by her huge TITS so I knew I had to get her back the office to make the REAL DEAL. She was hesitant at first, but i turned off the lights on her and showed hr what her future looked like. it was her choice suck some dick or go home to a house with no power. She was sucking dick within seconds. The rest of the SEX was POWERFUL. .

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8 Clams for the clam

So Big Mike wakes me up from one of my patented midday naps.. I was hoping he finally made a substantial sale. But instead it was for some BULL CRAP ..that eventually turned into a solid deal with some polishing. I guess sometimes you CAN polish a turd. So this big breasted chocolate beauty starts talking about pawning her car…i try to tell her I’m no longer in the automotive business, but she wasn’t having it.

She convinces me to check out her broken down ride, but all  I wanted is a better look at her airbags, that’s pawn code for TITS, if you catch my drift. So the car was a limited edition POS, piece o’ Shit. It was old,rusty and rundown. But she was hot as fuck so i took the deal back to the office to make a deal on her not the car. She needed $800 clams for her mom’s surgery..nothing serious…and she said she would have the money back in a month. I gave her a better deal:  wax my pole, let me titty fuck and split her clam and she can walk out with all the cash. Shit went down, this chick knows how to fuck. Enjoy!.

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Swallow My Sword

I’m at it again everybody. This time around a beautiful young brunette walked into the shop trying to pawn a Katana, for those of you who don’t know its one of them’ fancy Japanese swords. I’ve been a fan of KUNG RF movies since back in the day so I know a thing or two about these swords.

So when she pulled out this cheap knock off, I knew I had her. I just had to see how desperate she was for CASH. LUCKILY FOR US, she was one desperate you lady. After I had tested out the SWORD by chopping up a pair of watermelons, the real fun began. I took her to my office, did some negotiating and then I split her open like I did the watermelons, with my meat sword. Enjoy this one everyone, its a CLASSIC!!

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Fucking Frenchy For A Flight

Bon jour friends. Its me Sean, your friendly neighborhood  pawn shop owner and pornographic movie maker. Today i got one hell of an episode for you guys. So we get a knock at the door, and its the sexy brunette with one strange accent, I though she was one of them Cajun girls from down there in the Bayou, but it turns out she was from France.

I never had me some pussy from across the pond so thats when I turned up my charm, cause i wanted her to have a taste of my French Baguette. But first we had to take care of some business. She pulled out a case full of watches, that she basically stole from her ex-boyfriend, you know I heard that story before. She basically needed a ticket back to her homeland and we worked out a deal. The sex was wild, shit got crazy. I definitely need to get some more international pussy. Enjoy until next time.

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Pawn A Bearded Dragon For A White Anaconda

So I’m in the shop trying to persuade this young lady to purchase a beautiful winter coat, Big Mike and me where doing the old tag team thing where one of us distracts the customer with some fancy item to get them to spend more, we call it the Alabama feath…PAUSE, give me a sec, I’m going off topic way too much. Let me focus you all in on the matter at hand, Jessi, a feisty latina who’s trying to sell her ex-boyfriends  pet..a cool Bearded Dragon named PACO.

This latin firecracker was all about business, she wasn’t having any of my flirting. So I had to dig into her story, turns out her man is a cheater…I love when a scored woman walks into the Shop!! Persuaded er to go back to the office, and thats where i helped her plan her revenge and walk out with some pesos. She wasn’t having it, she had the audacity to call me a Gringo and even tried to imply I had what she called a BD, Baby Dick!! Now you know I’m always up for a challenge, we made a small wager, I proved to her I was packing a  WHITE ANACONDA in my pants and the dick was in her mouth within seconds. Not so tough now señorita. Sex was wild. Another one for the record books!!.

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Be My Monica

I feel like I did my civic duty, as a business owner. Let me explain, this gorgeous young lady named Layla walked into the shop and gave me a long sob story. She told me that her family was about to loose their farm and she wanted to get rid of a box of Cuban cigars. I totally understand her situation, government subsidies getting low and stuff (I read the paper every once in a while).

I consider myself a man of the people. Back to the girl, she’s fucking hot. I had to tell her that it was illegal for me to buy Cuban products. She was obviously disappointed. But thats when light bulb went off and I sold her on my modeling business. She was reluctant at first, but i busted out the old charm convinced her and even had her flash me her tits in the store. Damn, amazing knockers. Once we were back at my at office, things ran according to plan. I even did a tribute to good ol’ Bill and did the Monica on her. Things escalated from there and some good fucking was had by all. It felt good to help out a fellow American!.

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Weekend Crew Takes A Crack At The Crack

I had an amazing idea the other day,why not leave the equipment out so that the weekend team can get me some footage. i might as well, I’m already paying these guys to be there. And to my surprise the plan worked. Let me break down the story to you all. This tall sexy blonde walked in to the shop trying to sell a tiara that she won at some pageant. The boys negotiated for a bit and gave her a low ball offer for that silly thing.

Good job boys! Wes got a little bit more of the backstory of why she needed the money, turns out she’s a student and needed to make payments for a class or she would miss out on her semester. The not so smooth Wes, stumbled out some weak game and asked for a BJ. She got pissed off and stormed out. Weak sauce. A few hours later to my surprise she was back and took him up on the offer. Spider caught the mother elfin fly! this dude got some head in the shop and then took her upstairs to close out the deal. Its a good one boys, Enjoy.

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Up shits creek without a paddle

Boy oh Boy, do I love me some redheads!! I got a good one today everybody, this young ginger walked into the store today with a spring break sob story. Her man got way too drunk, got their ride towed and talked back to a cop, dude is winner,huh? Obviously got arrested, the police around the parts ain’t nothing to play with. P.S. Shout out to all law enforcement everywhere!

Back to the story, she decides to take her Kayak from off her van to pawn before her loser boyfriend gets arrested and thats where I walk into the picture to save the day, with my cock. She wanted way too much for her used vessel, so we worked out a deal. I fucked the shit out of her for the difference. I love making deals with desperate ladies!.

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Catching a sexy fly

I feel like a proud papa. My apprentice Cal, caught a fly. its hard to leave the shop but I needed some good ol’ RnR so I left the boys running the shop. When I came back and started to review the surveillance footage I was happily surprised to see Cal do his thing.

This sexy latina came in to get her grandpas car back and she was short a couple of hundred dollars, she claimed that no one told her about our mandatory 3.5% service fees. But once you sign on the dotted line, a deal is a deal, theres no way she was leaving with the ride with out make some sort of payment. Cal was quick on his feet for the first time in history, and made my kind of offer. I must admit he fucked the shit out of this sexy brunette. Well fellas Enjoy.

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Thank grandma for that ass!

There comes a time in every Pawn Shop owners life in which he or she has to make a choice: make the deal or pass. And when this chick brought in her grandma’s ugly ass old bird statue, i had to pass: until I saw her ass. And obviously things changed cause that booty had me thinking about my “Art of the Deal”.

Rule number one, never let a desperate booty walk out the shop without some dick. Rule numero two, fuck hard and fuck fast. And three, never ever overpay for some ass that you can get at a discount. Theres probably a million more rules, but I have to leave it here boys, so that you can check out how this sexy brunette fucks…Enjoy!

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